Bill and the Unicorns part1

I first going to post that nothing new and a boring week overall and it has been since last week. So I have decided to write about unicorns, ninjas, and pirates. Why you might ask? To just ramble on for no good reason. So let's start...

Far, Far Away not at the start but that little amount of time which is endless before time is when this story starts. We shall call this part of time "payback".

There once was a unicorn riding around eating hay or chipmunks or what ever they eat, and unless you've seen one eat don't tell me they don't eat chipmunks. This unicorn was called Tracy. Tracy would romp around all day eating but not playing because there are no other unicorns. Prove there are more if you can. So back to romping, Tracy would romp not knowing why it was here or why it was here and diffidently not knowing if it was a girl or boy. Good old Tracy would romp day in and day out spearing chipmunks with its horn, not knowing that it was practicing for the up coming battle from beyond. One day the sky darkened and not in the way the sky gets when it becomes night more like when it rains. So it darkens and soon drops fall from the sky but not just any drops and not drops of love, this was an evil rain and with it came, Ninjas! (add drumbeat here)

The ninjas came from above and soon they started to fight among themselves but soon bands of them came about and formed hunting parties in the forest killing raccoons. Soon after all the raccoons were killed and the pelts set to be tanned and what not, fires sprang up from the ground. Not warm fires, but mean fires that cooked the raccoons for these evil ninjas. This smell was tantalizing for Tracy. Meat that was cooked smells differently from fresh meat that drips from your horn. Tracy had to find out what it was and at any cost.

So ends part one.

This is brought to you be me and for Anne. Payback for having me write and payback to Greg and Frank for not having the balls to tell me to say "no" to this project.