In this episode of our story Tracy has just escaped from the evil Ninjas and was rescued by the lovable pirates. Let see what happens now....
"Chapter 6: A Pirate Picnic"
As Tracy the unicorn lies down by the fire in the Pirate camp it is nursed back to health from the attacks on it by the Ninjas in Chapter 3 and 4. The pirate captain comes into the glow of the fire and quietly asks. "Is you going to make it there, Rhino?" Tracy looked up with a puzzled look on it's face which was scared from all the chipmunk scratches and ninja cuts and said. "Rhino? I can't be a rhino, why I am a giraffe." At this point one of the pirates that has a soft voice but walks like a man stood up. "Why yea can't be a giraffe, cause you can talk and everyone knows giraffes are mute. And ya got that horn and four hooves you must be a rhino." Tracy looks over to the pirate the helped it in the escape from the clutches of the evil ninja lord. "Pat, you know I'm more elusive than a Rhino, why I might even consider myself a Unicorn, if one wants to think of it that way." With the word unicorn the entire pirate camp laughs and says the unicorns don't exist and that Tracy wouldn't know one if one gored it in the butt. Tracy the unicorn laughs just with the rest of them and in between laughs "I rhino I am."
This post was supposed be longer but i'm sick right now and really tired. Next week I won't jump around in the story line, i have to write about the evil foe that haunts pirates.
5 comments:
Great job! You just forgot scurvy, unless that's coming up next week?
Are you going to give us some poetry, too? PLEEEEEEEASE?
Why does everyone have to do poetry? I HATE poetry. Anyways the story was good Bill, I hope next week's is better. Just don't forget to update us on some stuff.
I'm not sure what to say. It wasn't a haiku barrage, so that was an improvement. Still, I was looking forward to the ninja vs. unicorn action. Though apparently now it's a rhino. I liked that, unicorns and rhinos are similar. Very clever...
Scurvy....hmmmm, we'll see.
No poetry.
Frank, Tracy is a real unicorn but thinks that it is a Rhino. Now not only gender confused but now species confused as well.
I can skip chapters at will, George Lucas did it, so can I.
It was a short post cause i'm sick and tired.
I bet you can't work in a undead-slaying, chainsaw wielding pixie and a pack of gnomes that deliver gourmet sandwiches to your home using fiber optic cable.
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