Thursday, April 10, 2008

Phrank: It's What's For Dinner

Hello siblings, this week has been a bit topsy turvy. A surprise visit home for a dentist appointment on Monday morning kicked off a week which I will call "Slacker". I had class enrollment today, got three out of my four classes, and just waiting to hear from the professor for the fourth class. More on classes when I know exactly what I'm taking. My hair was blue, it's kinda faded into a green/blue/silver/gray color already. At this rate it'll wash out in two weeks. Don't tell mom. I competed in an Iron Chef challenge at the dining hall Wednesday night, which was a lot fun even though I didn't win. Other news, I showed my friends at school Little Mosque on the Prairie and it was a big hit. That said, here's Phrank's creative input for the week: Tracy the Bison!

Tracy is a good friend of mine, for a bison. Tracy has been on all kinds of adventures, sometimes I tag along. There was this one time where Tracy was fighting in a world martial arts tournament with Bruce Lee, Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Tracy is a triple black belt in four different styles, so it was an easy win until Jackie started cracking jokes and Tracy rolled out of the ring laughing. Still, we had a good time, we all went out to Mon Kou/Yong Shing for chicken fingers and powk fwied wice. Then Tracy's cell phone started ringing and he had to go save Superman from kryptonite poisoning. That was a lot of fun with Tracy the Bison.

Siblings! The era of having someone posting for you might be coming to a close! OMG! I was looking at the site updates and there is a new feature being tested out, delayed posting! Essentially, you can write a post and set a time stamp for it, in the future! The blog will wait until the appointed time and post it for you automatically! Magical! I sound like a tech blueprint from Arcanum! Fantastic! So in the wake of the controversy over the last post, perhaps this advent of new technology will prevent the pseudo-posting from ever occurring again! By the way, Elizabeth, how did it feel to post on a Wednesday? I can only imagine what that feels like.
Siblings, secret project 1-5-15 is coming up very soon, e-mail me at skraved@yahoo.com so we can get started on planning this!
New challenge! What does OMG stand for? Best answer gets a prize. My submissions are "Oh man, Greg" and "Oh marvelous, gouda!" Bring it!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does Tracy's story end with a nice bison burger? That would be a tasty end.

Anonymous said...

Can I do the challenge even though I'm not a sibling?
Eh, I'll do it anyways.
ominous mechanical growl
Oye, my gut!
old moldy gumbo
ostentatious Mexican girl
old, musty gorgonzola
ogres meander grumpily
oil my gills

Anonymous said...

No bison burger, jerkface.
For the challenge, perhaps I should clarify a bit, it should be usable just like OMG is typically used.

Relative Insanity said...

Tracy it's what's for Dinner. Yum.

~Bill